If today you woke up wondering what the heck it means to look fly, then today is your lucky day because IMMA GONNA TELL YOU! Young people these days would most commonly define looking fly as someone that looks gangsta or someone that looks good. Never both, because its a hideous combo. If you think that looking gangsta is fly, then I suggest you get a plane ticket out of the rock that you live under because I'm going to teach you a lesson.
I must have forgotten to state a few things in my modesty post. "Gangstas", get your pants to cover you FREAKIN' butt. I don't care if your boxers are an American flag on the 4th of July, I don't wanna see your bum bum.
Next mistake. Bling. Congratulations on stealing that ginormous gold necklace, and fake rolex watch, now take it off and act normal. Wearing those oversized items make you look like a kid playing dress up in a gold mine.
There seems to be a new trend going around, where guys are piercing their ears, and putting diamond earrings in them. First off, SHAME ON YOU! Second, when was the last time you asked yourself if you were a boy or girl? Third, you simply look like a fool. Earrings are for girls so keep it that way!
Oversized t-shirts. What the?! Why did you just steal your 350 pound uncle Phil's shirt? Let that shirt hang past your knees. You might as well just not wear pants because they hang at your knees too, so you might as well let the shirt do all the work as a dress, which goes great with your masculine earrings.
The true definition of someone that is fly is that dude that flies your airplane. Could it really be this simple? Yes, just put on a black suit, with a white shirt and tie, (LDS missionaries are considered fly), then pin a gold flight pin on the suit coat, (the only acceptable bling). A suit is about as classy as it gets, hence the formation of the phrase, "lookin' fly". When people saw how dang classy pilots were, they said, "Oh man! he's lookin'.... good? No. Classy? No.... FLY! YES!"
Advice to the "gangstas". Don't call yourself fly, because the only flying you will be doing, is when you trip over your oversized shirt or low riding pants down a staircase. Pilots, LDS missionaries, business men, and anybody in a suit are the only ones lookin' fly.
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